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Suspicious activity? Do the right thing and reveal your friends, family, and neighbors for the monsters (or invisible angels which do not exist) that they are.
Please report any and all newsworthy events which may or may not be misconstrued in the line of communication.
Thank you, and have a good night.
((If you want Cecil to report on your characters, their activities/businesses/relationships, and/or on facts that he somehow knows but absolutely shouldn't, let me know here! Comment below the proper date with what you would like him to reveal over the radio.
Note: Cecil may twist events to make them sound better, worse, or altogether suspicious, perhaps even supernatural. I'm going to use that at my discretion, unless you want anything kept factual or unless there's a specific way you want it reported. Just let me know!)) | |
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Have any questions, comments, concerns, or crit?
Please write a thorough, hand-written letter using only the finest pointed stick and heavily-colored toothpaste -as writing utensils are still banned- and place that letter into a box. Place the box into an oven. Bake at 400 degrees for seven hours. Then chant, "Oh oh, I will not go," as you take the extra crispy remains and toss them into the hole found in the vacant Ralph's parking lot. As a final precaution, proceed to yodel in Mandarin. We will only take inquiries and commentary after these necessary and courteous steps have been completed.
Thank you, listeners, and goodnight.
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